happyshappey:

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Don’t tell me none of you thought of this.

You’d be lying.

This is amazing. 

I’ve listened to this like…5 times. 

It doesn’t get old. 

(Source: electricdoc)

tyrellgasm:

tyrellgasm:

That nice boy helping theon is back! Thank god i was worried.

i really wish people knew i was joking when I initially made this post but it’s probably funnier that they didn’t.

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

you will be fine. *hugs* the acid in your stomach will kill it; don’t worry. and your body is not a welcoming place for bug eggs. :)
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thankyouthankyouthankyou you are a dear. 

(Source: tonysbanner)

wash it down with water

I just drank a huge glass so hopefully that’ll help! aahhhh. 

Be careful. If it was a pregnant female it may lay eggs in your throat.

CHRIS NO DON’T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME. NOW I’M LEGIT TERRIFIED. 

hopefully it died holy crap I might cry. 

guys I swallowed a bug and I can feel it in my throat

halp wat do I doooooo

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*